good-mirror-bad-mirror theory.

so,
the theory is.
there are good mirrors, and there are bad mirrors.
good mirrors accentuate your features, dull your flawed skin, make you feel skinny, worthwhile.
bad mirrors make your skin look red and angry, make your butt seem like a zeppelin, you know.

good mirrors are commonly found in window reflections, your mother's bathroom, movie theater bathrooms, from the camera on your phone, you know.

bad mirrors... the girls locker room, the mirror in your hallway, etc.

I am so lucky to have a good mirror in my bathroom... if not, I think I would go crazy and never get out of bed in the morning.

you probably think I'm crazy.
swear to god.
good-mirror-bad-mirror.